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Khila Hua Gulaab
Aur
Laga Hua Julaab
Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->
Moral
[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]
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Moral Of Movie Race ...
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Chup Chup K Shaadi Kerni Ho tou Kbhi CAPE TOWN
Nahi Jana
Wahan Marriage Bureau Main amera''s Lage Hyn ... ;->
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A Little Bit Of Powder ...
A Little Bit Of Paint ....
Makes A Girl''s Complexion ....
Seems What It Ain''t ....
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Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Complete
&
Finish
But
Dere''s Difference
When u Love Da Right One
U r Complete
&
When u Love Da Wrong One
U r Finished
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Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Wah Wah
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
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Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :
Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy
Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :
Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
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Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye
Dukandar: Nap Batayen?
Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
"Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
"Govt."
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
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ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
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Its My Last Message To You
LAST Boley Tou ...
L = Luv U Alwayz
A = All Tym Miss U
S = Save U In My Heart
T = True Frend In Lyf
So Dun Worry Be Happy ... =)
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A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
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A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....
Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other
And
A Few Years Latter
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If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....
That
You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....
Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
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Rabb Kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen,
Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
Kuri Na Fase Koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal Kam Chalaunde Rehan.
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Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
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